Is everyone here aware that when you die...
sparklefap: moonlitmagick: You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music? http://www.andvinyly.com/ i’m not going to join the black parade i’m going to become the black parade
neilpatrickharry: pancakebatters: I just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out through songs” i find it hilarious that it worked
pumpkin-ple-motherfckers: fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all I truly love all of you and will miss you all
frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
lik3petalswemusteventuallyfall: Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even realize you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
best-of-funny: p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich X
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
the-lioness-rampant: satanmoriarty: eiyoko: What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something well what a shitty fanfiction this is it doesn’t even have smut
imerymdraws: Okay, let tell you people a thing. Dreamworks, is probably the best movie animation make ever. Look what they managed to make in 2004. FREAKING 2004! Do you see all the FUDGING DETAIL ON HER BEAUTIFUL FUDGING FACE? DO YOU SEE IT?! And then they make How to Train Your Dragon, in 2010. Look at it. Just look. And don’t even get me STARTED on Rotg in 2012. Now do you see why...
raptorific: What’s really funny about push-ups is that when you do one you are actually pushing down But what’s even funnier about push-ups is that I can’t do a lot of them
latulapyrope: imagine driving behind an ambulance and the door swings opens and you hear michael just scream gavins name really loudly as a heart flies out and hits your windshield
korralations: smash-brother: “Recreate any Series cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans” I bent the rules slightly but I think I got the message across. ohmygod
do you feel free?: fixthefisherking: ladyjolras:... →
fixthefisherking: ladyjolras: callingoutsjbullshit: ladyjolras: elphabacanfigureskate: do you feel free?: elphabacanfigureskate: I promised myself I wouldn’t get involved in… ladyjolras: elphabacanfigureskate: elphabacanfigureskate: I… oh my god lol either this is the best troll ever or god damn this person needs some education
remyreaper: thismissatomicbomb: homovikings: HATE ON LOKI’S NEW HAIRSTYLE ALL YOU WANT GUYS BUT AT SOME POINT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PULL IT BACK AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS MOTHA FUCKIN PONYTAIL LOKI So peppy! CANT. BREATHE.
thorinpineshield: I feel like Doctor Who is a boyfriend and they got a new stepdad or something but the stepdad is a douchebag and it slowly started to affect my boyfriend and now my boyfriend is just a raging asshole and I don’t know how to break up with him so I just spend all my time angry with the stepdad for ruining my relationship.
sorrydean: jo—harvelle: Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...